Kap & Me Others

Loue U, XO!

When we lived in the previous house that we’re having rented out now, we had an old couple for a neighbor. Their house stood right next to ours. They were quiet & very simple, they minded their own business & kept their staff to a minimum so not much of a chismis with the helpers going on there -the perfect neighbors really. We hardly new they were there because they mostly kept indoors & to themselves. Not once did they call us for help even when the ambulance was right outside their door – twice.

We only knew of them because they’d send yearly Christmas goodies to us & of course we’d immediately send one back in reciprocation of their good will. Alam nyo, iba kasi dito sa Ayalabang, we really keep to ourselves. Save for the household staff you’d see occasionally watering the plants or walking the dogs, wala talagang gumagala. Sobrang tahimik ang paligid, parang ghost town.

Anyway, old age caught up with our elderly neighbors & one by one they passed as the years progressed. First the sickly wife, then the husband (probably from a broken heart or loneliness, you never know). All their children who took up residency in Australia came home to pay their last respects. We met the rest of the family as we said our goodbyes to the quiet, lonesome neighbor when he was laid to rest.

Sexy silhouette of our neighbor. Beware the shadows lurking about your home.

All the grown kids went back home after, save for one. The spinster daughter who chose to live in the home her parents left behind. She let go of the staff & proceeded to live by herself. Galing Australia eh, the great outback. Sanay sa independent living, or so I thought.

Kap, helpful & gentleman that he is, made the mistake of saying “kung may kailangan kayo, katukin nyo lang kami“, on our way out of the funeral home which unfortunately, they took to heart literally.

The next day, first thing in the morning, they came a-knockin’ for help. They needed a van to shuttle them back & forth, then they needed help to hire a driver naman on another occasion. Small things lang really, which I didn’t mind because I’m used to Kap & his ways. Matulungin talaga sya. He has the kindest heart which to my chagrin, many people try to take advantage of.

And so it went on. If our new neighbor had a problem with anything, anything at all that required male attention, she’d come a-knockin’ & ask Kap for help. Even after we had already moved to the current house, and even though we weren’t really very friendly (meaning inviting one another to the house for chika or tea) to start with, she would come a-knockin’ or textin’ Kap for help. One time I remember distinctly she even called Kap coz someone reportedly crashed her house while she was away on vacation & lived there for a while, leaving a mess. Hello, hindi kami barangay, dial ka sa 911 girl.

At first I didn’t mind because I thought hey, if “helpless” lil ol’ me were in her shoes, I’d also ask a strong, able-bodied person for help. Especially if that person just happened to be next door, being neighborly & all. Pero kung lumipat na yung kapitbahay ko ng ilang kantong layo, aba, siguro panahon na para ibang kapitbahay naman ang perwisyuhin ko diba? Parang nakakahiya na yata.

I talked to Kap about this nagging feeling but you know him, if he can help, he really would. So deadma. But then, I see THIS message on his cellphone a couple of weeks ago. Sige, kayo na ang humusga..

LOUE U??? Kahit na typo pa yan Love U pa rin ang ibig sabihin. XO??? Kiss & Hug? Eh kung i-kiss & hug ko yang nguso mo nang mamaga??

Sorry, all my poise went out the window & I went on Rambo mode. Ewan ko sa inyong mga misis pero I don’t think it’s proper for a person of the opposite sex to say LOVE YOU to a married person. Under any circumstance pwera nalang kung kapatid o kamag-anak mo yan!

Remember, I’m a heavyweight.

Sana kung mej close sya sa pamilya namin, o kay Kap man lang -pipiitin kong intindihin kahit na nagrerebolusyon ang puso at isipan ko. Pero hindi eh. Tignan nyo ang text ni Kap. Walang emoticon. Eh ma-emoticon na tao yan. Ibig sabihin, hindi sila friendly. For Kap, what’s between them is strictly business, not even borderline platonic. So ano naman yang Loue U at XO ha, Ate? May pa-facebook press release ka pang nalalaman? Gaga. Like everything else -yes even a Facebook account, Kap & I share! Trololol.

Check out pala ha? Ok, I checked it out, at ito ang reply ko sayo. Pasalamat ka that I believe in giving people 2nd chances. Strike 1 ka na girl, civil pa ako ngayon kahit may anghang. Try ka mag-strike 2 ka, susugurin na kita, I promise you.

First warning. Wala nang second. Sugod Gabriela na ang kasunod.

 

“Mag-ingat ka. Pataray ka palang, pasampal na ako”

Right after I messaged her, aba nag-text agad kay Kap MY Kap at nagsumbong. Siguro akala nya may palo ako sa pwet. Girl, I enjoy Kap’s spanking, doncha know? #50shadesofKap HAHAHAHAHA! Joke (1/2). If she thought Kap was going to get mad at me for confronting her, then she really doesn’t know my husband. He is team Jane all the way. Asa ka pa. Ang sabi lang nya -patawa pa, “Sweetheart, mahiya ka naman, ang tanda na natin, nagseselos ka pa?” Hon, jealous translates to: Just because I love you so much. ;P

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To be honest, I know for a fact that Kap has no malisya on his part. And maybe, just maybe, our dear neighbor also has no malisya on hers & is just feeling grateful lang talaga o baka happy lang sya nung araw na nag-text sya. But I really don’t want her making a habit of seeing MY husband as HER superhero. KKSH yan, humanap sya ng sariling superhero nya.

And I really draw the line on being overly friendly to a married person. Even our Pastor, on his sermon FLEE IMMORALITY just the very Sunday before this text message was sent (Sept 10, 2017 by Vic Quisumbing), warned married men not to be overly friendly with the opposite sex because it gives the devil a foothold (watch video 41:18). Even 1 Corinthians 6: 18-20 teaches that the one way to stop immorality is to flee from it.

  1. Never eat at a restaurant with anyone from the opposite sex by yourself. The only one you should be wining & dining alone is your spouse.
  2. Never give a ride to a person of the opposite sex to avoid wagging of tongues, if no choice then have him/her ride at the back (or better yet, the compartment hehe).
  3. Never have a person of the opposite sex be your “best” friend. Your spouse should be your ONE & ONLY best friend.

Also read: Crossing the line

Comedy central. #patolaqueen #gangsta Pak ganern, ginawa lang ang kotse mo may facebook post na, may “Love You” na, aba may “XO” ka pa? Upak, gusto mo? 1) you don’t say that to a married man. 2) close kayo teh? Ni wala ngang emoticon ang jowa ko sa text. So no, you are not close. 3) humanap ka ng sariling super hero mo ‘day. Sorry mga misis pero I don’t see the text message as something innocent. Madaming nasisirang pamilya dahil sa kalandian ng iba. O malisyosa lang talaga ako? :P #affectedmuch #whatstheverdict #annabelrama Buti nalang hindi na sumagot si Kap, or else, WW3. Rambulan na. Ladies, don’t be pushovers. Umpisa pa lang, mag-eskandalo na. Nip it in the bud, rosedbud. #iamathorn #sharpandprickly

Henyway, after having vented to you & getting this off my chest, move on na talaga ako. After all, Queens don’t compete with hoes, lol. I just wanna thank you guys for the mega support you have shown. Talagang solid Kap/Jane love team kayo ha, super aliw ng comments haha! ;))

Thank you for the love & support for the Kap/gy loveteam! ;))

Say it with me, lol. Minekaniko ni Moniko ang Minica ni Monica. Sino sya? Feeling Monika? Kelangan mekanikohin ni Moniko? ;))

Ay, winner ang comment na ito: “Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Madaming snatchers, maagawan ka. Kaya lumaban ka!” Hahahahaha, thank you my dearest Meding for making me laugh out super loud! ;))

Ito pa: “Ang marriage, parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang squatters.” Tumpak! ;))

31 years & still going strong tayo, my honey, Thank you for loving me and only me. <3 Loue U XO! :-*

Minsan, napapa-esep-esep talaga ako. Ano ba ang nagawa ko at sobrang na-in love naman yata sa akin itong asawa ko? #gayumaespesyal Breakfast in bed with a freshly squeezed ampalaya & okra juice to combat my diabetes. May chaser pang tubig, no need for me to get up. Hay, kumusta naman, umabot ba sa bahay-bahay nyo ang haba ng hair ko? ;)) How sweet it is to be loved by you Kap my Kap. <3

Couple of old farts. 40’s is the new 60’s lol. Bought his & hers para terno. We’re at that stage of needing reading glasses now. Oh my golleh, biglang luminaw ang mundo namin. Tumanda man tayo at kumulubot, I’ll only have eyes for you! :-* LOVE YOU XO (o yan ha from the original, one & only, legal wife). #kahitmaputinaangbuhokko

 

 

 

 

 

 

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29 Comments

  • Reply Chel

    San dito yan Miss Jane, sasabunutan ko! :P

    September 25, 2017 at 8:23 am
    • Reply Jane Go

      hahahahahaha yan ang gusto ko sayo eh. Grabe sa suporta. Salamuch Chel! :-*

      September 25, 2017 at 11:05 am
  • Reply Deanne

    Been waiting for this post hehe The nerve of this girl! So she didn’t even apologize or try to explain herself to you when you messaged her? Tas nagsumbong pa kay Kap?! My goodness, di pa nahiya.

    September 25, 2017 at 11:18 am
    • Reply Jane Go

      Oo nga ang tanda na sumbungera pang tunay lol. :P No she did not apologize to me. Bruha.

      September 25, 2017 at 12:21 pm
  • Reply Sheila

    Kakainis! Sana sinabi mo “kung malungkot ka sa buhay mo, wag mo paginitan asawa ko”. Pag umisa pa yan, sama mo ako sa pagsugod, #teamgangstawives tayo hahahaha!

    September 25, 2017 at 1:35 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Pramis yan ha. Aasahan ko hahahahaha. Thaaank you for the love!! :-*

      September 25, 2017 at 1:55 pm
  • Reply michconstantino

    Kakalbuhin ko na ba mommy Jane?

    September 25, 2017 at 3:37 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Kulang yan. Asido, para matuto hehe. ;)) Love you!

      September 25, 2017 at 4:01 pm
  • Reply EULA ANGELA MENDOZA

    Oh my gosh!!!! Sino man ang makabasa nito wala ng magtatangka pang lumapit kay KAP! Takot lang nila sayo hehehehehe! You are really my idol! I love the kowtable kowts! Pwede na mag author ng book! Hehehehehehe
    Seriously, lahat naman ng sinabi mo dito tama. If you think you are lucky to have KAP, he must also be so lucky to have a wife as sweet, loving, and the best mother as you are. Kaya sa mga harot jan wag na magtangka! hahahahahaha

    September 25, 2017 at 4:18 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Kakabitan ko na nga ng cctv camera sa katawan eh hahahahaha! Kalurkey joke lang. Super bait ni Kap. ;)) Ako lang ang laging sinasaniban. :P

      September 25, 2017 at 5:47 pm
  • Reply Guia Obsum

    Nakakakulo ng dugo ha. Yung dami pa lang ng favors nakakaduda na eh. Napaka inappropriate naman na magpapatulong sya sa taong may asawa maya’t maya, wala syang ibang kamag anak, kaibigan, kakilala?! Sinong niloloko nya?!? Bukod sa kakapalan na ng mukha yon, obvious nang iba na yung intention nya. Hindi over reaction yan, tama lang yan, pwede mo pa ngang dagdagan. Way out of line yang bruhang yan. Grabe, nakakaloka na napakadaming malalanding demonyita sa mundo. 😡😡😡

    September 25, 2017 at 6:53 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      hahaha O.M.G. my dear, quiet, pacifist BFF guia, I kenat imagine na nagiinit ang ulo mo hahahahaha!! U r the nicest, kindest person in the world that I know. :)) So kung nag-init ang ulo mo ibig sabihin may K akong magreklamo lol. Ty for the love & support. Kahit pala quiet ka marunong ka ding mabwisit hahaha. Mwah! /-*

      September 25, 2017 at 7:28 pm
      • Reply Guia

        Jane, masungit ako, mataray, matapang, at bruha sa bruha. Mabait lang talaga ako sa mga taong mababait sakin kaya yun lang ang nakikita nyo hahaha! 😘 Mababait kayo sakin lalo ka na, so I never had a reason to show otherwise. I try to choose my battles pero pag family na ang katapat, wala akong sasantuhin. Hahaha! 😈 So I perfectly understand where you’re coming from. 😉😘❤️

        October 18, 2017 at 9:59 am
  • Reply Shirley

    Kaloka! Hindi lalaking may asawa ang bine bestfriend noh. Wag syang pabebe at matanda na sya. Wag syang mag patay malisya sa msg nya. Alam nya sa sarili nya na may malisya yon. Buti na lang solid jane si kap. Haba ng hair mo girl, abot dito sa manila. Hahahaha….

    September 25, 2017 at 9:20 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Truelaloo, abot nga hanggang Dubai hahaha. ;)

      September 26, 2017 at 6:14 am
  • Reply Donna

    Been waiting for this post!I check your blog everyday to see if there are any new posts and I get so excited when there are personal posts such as this one.Love your family and #teamgoppets all the way ako.

    September 26, 2017 at 3:36 am
    • Reply Jane Go

      Thank you Donna, sarap ng feeling ng minamahal. Mwah! <3

      September 26, 2017 at 6:15 am
  • Reply CYR

    You were right to go berserk when you read the message – I completely agree that no one has the right to say I LOVE YOU/LOVE YOU/LUV U to anyone else’s husband/wife except their own. Grabe hahaha. Parang homeland security yan kelangan you protect your own first, otherwise baka may terrorists ka na pala sa home country mo eh hindi mo pa alam. hahaha!

    September 26, 2017 at 12:11 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      ay sinabi mo. :)) the kids nga were asking bakit daw ako patola. Pabayaan nalang daw at deadma naman si Father, no need to worry. I said Oh kenat be! I have to put her in her proper place at namimihasa. Baka mamaya nakatira na rin sa bahay namin, lolz. You have to pull out the weeds to maintain a beautiful garden.

      September 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm
  • Reply Janet

    Minsan lang ako nakaka-comment, Jane, but I just HAD to comment on this one. Thank you for making my day, Jane! Sobrang dami ng tawa ko sa ” Jane of the Jungle” mode mo!

    Seriously, that woman is up to no good and if I were you, tell Kap to stop with the good neighbor routine because women like that don’t care if he’s married. He might find himself in an awkward situation with her and might need you and your flying kicks to get him out! hahahaha

    September 26, 2017 at 6:15 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Lulunirin natin yan sa beach mo Janet at ipapakain natin sa pating. hahaha! #harsh

      September 26, 2017 at 8:04 pm
  • Reply Ivy

    I am team Jane all the way!!! and I love the firmness and the subtle innuendo of your message which speaks a lot! She better make sure that there will no longer be a 2nd warning!! =)

    September 26, 2017 at 7:21 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Trololol. Mas mabigat ako sa kanya, mag-ingat talaga sya. #readytorumble ;))

      September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm
  • Reply marya

    Tama lang to nip it in the bud, dahil out of place naman ang bruha, kagigil! Kung ako rin, I’ll do the same. Sabi nga, marami magnanakaw ng asawa, why wait na manakaw? Our husbands are naïve when it comes to those things. But malas ng bruha, you saw right through her, I hope mag-stop na ang flirt na yan! Can you feel my “gigil” HMMMPP! Galit ako sa mga aswang, ruins families! Kap<3Jane all the way!

    September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm
    • Reply Jane Go

      Salamuch for the support Marya, appreciate the gigil. We need to keep vigilant talaga at madaming gustong kumabit at sumabit lol. ;))

      September 26, 2017 at 11:25 pm
  • Reply med

    Eh kaya nga kami nauuwi sa marriage counselling with the pastors dahil sa mga ganyang klaseng babae!!! I support you 100%, hindi ka OA.

    To get rid of her eternally, chekehan na ang bahay at lupa niya at sabihan mo, “I can buy you, your friends and the whole Ayala Alabang.”

    September 27, 2017 at 9:31 am
    • Reply Jane Go

      Hahahahaha sige mag-load ako mamaya para ma-chekehan na yan at umuwi na ng permanente sa land down under. ;))

      September 27, 2017 at 9:48 am
  • Reply Marian

    Team Jane all the way! I so agree with this: nip it in the bud. Hubbies can be so blind sometimes. It’s really up to us wives to safeguard our hubbies and our homes. And I hope both unattached females and wives reading this entry will pick up the wisdom you’ve shared.

    Ang hirap mag-comment na kunwari kalmado pero nanggigigil talaga. LOL. Kelangan ko ata ng antihistamine, me allergy ako sa malalandi. :D

    September 27, 2017 at 11:11 am
    • Reply Jane Go

      Hahaha you & me both. Sobrang kati na ito kelangan extra strength Marian!! ;P

      September 27, 2017 at 12:42 pm

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